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Boatloads of Fun

Back in 1968, one year before The Gap even existed, Sara's dad started a business called New Steamship Consultants. Now the world's largest dealer of ocean liner memorabilia, perhaps the company will one day sell an entertainment guide for Royal Caribbean, mentioning TWISTED.

It seems the cruise line, now our favorite, is playing TWISTED on board. Let us know if you see it!

It's a pony!

Sara recently had a significant birthday. Let's just say she entered a new decade. 10? Sure, we'll go with that.

Due to swine flu, the parade was canceled, but a big birthday celebration was still underway. Good friends made for a great weekend of eating, coney-islanding, and dancing (MJ - though you make us feel conflicted, we will never challenge your command to move our feet).

The birthday presents included a wonderful jar of memories from friends. Each person wrote down tons of memories on little sheets of paper, rolled 'em up, and placed them in the bottle. Some of Naomi's memories are movie-related, some are not (hard to remember - but there was a time we were friends and didn't even know that balloon twisting conventions existed), but we're the only one's who'd get all the inside jokes and stories on the pieces of paper. That's the thing about an experience like this - the only two people who can appreciate all of the up's and downs are the two of us.

This year, the ladies of TWISTED went 9 months without seeing each other. While our film spent several long years in the womb, a less sophisticated, human baby could have been born in this small amount of time. After many weekends schlepping between NY and Boston, and a long stretch on the road for festivals and the theatrical run, this less busy year just kinda passed us by and gave us each the opportunity to have more time at home. In March, it was reunion time. We've had a few nice visits since, and - as much as we love the movie - it's fun to remember how to have balance and be friends outside of the movie.

Ze plane! Ze Plane!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a flying octopus made out of balloons! These are all great guesses.

As it turns out, TWISTED is playing on Qantas airlines at the moment. Naomi's friend just watched it and we couldn't be more delighted. We prefer our audiences to be trapped and desperate for entertainment.

Now, you might be thinking to yourself, "Why didn't Sara and Naomi tell us about the Qantas screenings sooner? We would have booked our flight to Cincinatti to see Uncle Merv by way of Sydney!" That's a really good point you make (and thank you for the support, you've always been our favorite). But, we didn't know! We only get updates on our international sales once in awhile - but we've had great fun hearing about surprise viewings from Thailand to Israel.

We can't wait have our annual Eliot Lives meeting by the Great Barrier Reef. In this case, the flight will be tax-deductible, right?

Meet the Forces!

Naomi G-Force and Matt B-Force are married! To each other!

They were married in a beautiful ceremony, and everything from the invitations to the programs to the place cards contained a little ballooney love. Much to the disappointment of our fans (read: relief of her mother), Naomi did not wear a balloon dress. But, TWISTED friends Lauren Beigel, Charlie Fogarty and Sara Krakauer did make Matt and Naomi out of balloons. Vera was there, too, and helped make balloon hats for the guests. Sara Taks-Dawg, a.k.a. Naomi's first husband, gave a toast at the rehearsal dinner and it is fun to realize how well we know each other's friends and family after working on the movie together.

It was a day filled with love and joy. And - of course, lots of dancing. The brides dance of choice with her dad? The Twist.

The highlight of the reception was when Matt and Naomi, while raised on chairs (go Jews!), each managed to make a balloon dog with one hand... And the crowd went wild. Matt has officially passed Eliot Lives standards.

Congats buddies!

Pioneer Spirit

In June, we had a week-long run at The Pioneer Theater in NYC. The people who worked there were great. They loved the movie, the balloons, and each other - making it a happy place.

We'd spent hours, days, months of our lives trying to book a theatrical run without a distributor and with virtually no budget. No one in NY wanted to take a risk on us. Without a distributor, they knew it would be difficult for us to advertise and properly promote the film, and theaters couldn't afford to lose money. Even small "indie" theaters, seemed to book films with distributors. Several theaters gave us the option to 4-wall - a process by which the filmmaker fronts the money to rent the theater for a week (in ny - this can costs tens of thousands of dollars) and keeps 100% of the profit. This was not a realistic option for us and it was starting to look like a NY run might not be in the cards - a big disappointment.

The first place in the country to book us was The Tivoli, a beautiful Landmark Theater in St. Louis (by the way, we were the number one movie at the theater that weekend). But, it was still hard to gain traction. Finally, Lee, the manager at The Pioneer agreed to watch TWISTED. He called to say he loved it and wanted to screen it... for one night... preferably a week night. We made a strong case (read: plea) for a week-long run. He, too, was concerned that we might not be able to get an audience in. But he finally conceded, offering us one showing a night.

We covered the theater (and much of the East Village) in balloons to promote the film and it seemed to be working (even though we did get our very first ticket for putting balloons where they don't belong). By the day of the first screening, our first few shows were sold out and Lee called to tell us they were adding screenings every day. That night, they ran out of bottled water because there were too many people buying concessions.

Suddenly, we were able to book more cities. The Tivoli is a great, well-respected theater. But, the knowledge that a theater in NY was willing to give us a week gave other theaters the confidence to book us. Before we knew it (just kidding - after a lot more hard work) we had 10 cities booked. That is probably twice as many as we'd have gotten with one of the small distributors we'd longed for. In fact, some of the smaller distributors we'd hoped, months earlier, would take us on, booked films at the Pioneer. But we'd somehow managed to get it on our own - and between that and The Tivoli, the wheels were set in motion.

Now, the Pioneer has closed. Money problems. The only place in NYC that would seriously consider our self-distributed movie is gone. If we'd finished TWISTED one year later, it probably wouldn't have ever screened in NYC.

So, if you live in an area with independent theaters, remember to support them and appreciate the unique entertainment they bring to you community.

Dear Pioneer Friends, Filmmakers, & Film Lovers,
Ten years ago, when we began construction on The Pioneer, we were told we were crazy - that no single screen, indie-oriented, 99 seat theater, east of Avenue A, could possible survive. But for nine years, we did - showcasing the best of truly independent cinema, presenting restored classics (from The Last Picture Show to Ace in the Hole), curating special programs (from Luis Guzman Night to the 42nd Street Smut Show), hosting guest filmmakers (from Robert Altman and Robert Downey to Steve Buscemi and Richard Kelly) and partnering with local film organizations including the IFP, Filmmaker’s Co-op, Cinema Tropical, Fangoria, Women in Film and Television, Cinewomen, Third I, Slamdance, Docfest, and many more...

We’ve been blessed that The Earth Mother, Mel Cooley, The Dude, and the other Two Boots pizzas have been able to support our labor of love all these years, but now, with our lease ending and a rent hike looming, it’s no longer economically feasible to keep the theater going. Friday, October 31st at midnight, will be our last regular screening, appropriately: Night of the Living Dead.
We want to thank our amazing staff, past and present, and we want to thank you, our loyal audience, for your patronage over the years. Please, PLEASE, keep supporting independent films and independent theaters.

Finally, on Friday, November 7th, we’ll be having a goodbye party starting at 6pm - free movies, popcorn, and reminiscences. Please come by!

DVDo's And DVDont's

Here is a picture of our DVD in a lovely Barnes and Noble.
Order your copy now at www.twistedballoondoc.com


DO
- Buy a copy for yourself
- Buy copies for your friends and family for the holidays
- Purchase extra copies as an investment to use for bartering when the economy finally collapses (Our prediction: 4 copies of TWISTED will get you an entire goat)
- Review TWISTED on Amazon and Netflix
- Mention the film on your blog and post a link to www.twistedballoondoc.com
- Let us know if you know of any members of the press who would like to promote the DVD release

DON'T
- Screw this up. Buy a copy now or be saddled with regret.